Э́ми Шу́мер (англ. Amy Schumer; род. 1 июня 1981) — американская стендап-комедиантка, сценаристка, продюсер и актриса. Шумер получила первую известность, заняв четвёртое место в шоу Last Comic Standing в 2007 году, после чего она продолжила карьеру выступая в комедийных шоу и появляясь в таких сериалах, как «Студия 30», «Луи» и «Девчонки». Википедия
amyschumerAnd we’re back!!! Season 5 of @3Girls1Keith premieres March 31st only on Spotify (It’s free, you don’t need an account). While you wait, We put all of Season 4 on iTunes and wherever else you get your podcasts, for free TODAY.
amyschumerIf you’re feeling like making some new recipes while your locked down I highly recommend Chris Fischer’s cookbook #beetlebungfarmcookbook on @amazon its about growing up on a farm on Martha’s Vineyard. My fav recipes are the black and blue pie from his sweet Grandma and the crack rice! He’s my favorite chef of all time and also my husband. He won a @beardfoundation award for it 🏆and we have a baby too
amyschumerHey! So ivf went like this for us. They retrieved 35 eggs from me. Not bad for the old gal right? Then 26 fertilized! Whoah right? For all of those we got 1 normal embryo from that and 2 low level mosaic (mosaic means there are some abnormal cells but can still lead to a healthy baby) So we feel lucky we got 1! But what a drop off right? Anyway I have so appreciated everyone sharing their Ivf stories with me. They made me feel empowered and supported. So I wanted to tell you how mine went down. So many women go through many rounds of ivf which is painful and mentally grueling. I heard from hundreds of women about my their miscarriages and struggles and also many hopeful stories about how after rounds and rounds of ivf it worked!! It has been really encouraging. Thank you. Anyway I am so grateful for our son and that we have the resources to get help in this way. I just wanted to share and send love and strength to all of the warrior women who go through this process. 🎸💪🏾 my number is in my bio if you are open to text me your experience or whatever you feel like. I read them when I can’t sleep or have time 👻
amyschumerBaby without you I’m nothing. I’m your ride or die. Anybody steps to you they’ll get smacked. I love having sex with you too. It’s about twice a week now which is pretty good. Sorry I caught what our son had and had diarrhea on our anniversary and that I’m puking on valentines. Anyway you’re my partner Philip 🎷
amyschumerIt’s my anniversary to marrying this guy. I’m really glad we got married. Our baby was sick and got his first fever this week and I cried hard and Chris was solid as a rock. Anyone else cry the first time their baby got sick?
amyschumerThis novel grabbed me from the start and still hasn’t let go. In #MercyHouse by @alena.dillon strong vibrant women band together to fight institutional authority. Buy one copy for yourself and another for a friend. @williammorrowbooks
amyschumerI love everyone in this picture especially me. Have a beautiful last week @americanutopia congrats to David Byrne and the life changing band and dancers including angel @b3wooten this show gave me many beautiful hours. My husband and I saw it many times and played the album for our son and talking heads songs while I was pregnant. I’m proud to have donated tickets to those who couldn’t afford the seats. This was a special show and I’ll hold it with me forever. My whole family will. 😊
amyschumerI stand fiercely with @gayleking one of the most beloved journalists, mothers and friends of our time. However you feel about her interview, her receiving serious death threats is disgustingly unfair and unacceptable. Shame on you CBS for putting her in this position. #standwithgayle