teenagemillionaireGuys. C’mon. Wash your hands. I’m continuing to fly nationwide and all of North America because come have a laugh and turn off the fucking television. VANCOUVER! See you this weekend!!!
T.J. “cleanly hands no cough” Miller
teenagemillionaireVANCOUVER! It’s time to cure your blues with urine and a good laugh. The graphic informs about the urine therapy, my show is at @houseofcomedybc THIS WEEKEND will give you the good laugh you need! Weblink in biography. Special guest urinator @cj_sullivan_was_taken
teenagemillionaireVANCOUVER! For the first time- @houseofcomedybc with @cj_sullivan_was_taken March 13-15- get tickets have fun and get your mind off all of it, it’s gonna be a blast. If you need me during the day I’ll be at @rodneysoysterhouse ... See you this Friday Saturday Sunday!! Weblink in biography.
teenagemillionaireWhen you are in dallas and you wake up before @rosepetalpistol you go see anime at @angelikafilmdallas and it ends well, goes well, and I’ll see you at @hyenascomedydallas tonight and tomorrow for 3 sold out shows.
teenagemillionaireSmoking Seltzer at @thecrescentdallas BY THE HAND OF @youmeandmolly
with my great friend @pickuptheneedle (check out his podcast)-
I love playing @hyenascomedyfortworth @hyenascomedydallas
teenagemillionaireFORT WORTH! DALLAS! With the crew at @thehenryrestaurant and I was funny enough at lunch for them to ENDORSE me at @hyenascomedyfortworth TONIGHT & tomorrow and @hyenascomedydallas SAT SUN weblink in bio!!
#shrimpcocktail
teenagemillionaireFor a second I thought that said “no puking” and then I read the text and I was relieved.
See you this weekend at @hyenascomedyfortworth and @hyenascomedydallas !
teenagemillionaireL.A. can be such a _______
What is the emoji phrase?
Guess in the comments below. Winner gets a fortune DM’d to them about their future or a compliment on their hair. {EDIT} no one got it. It was “Fuck Bucket”- I realize the 🗑 doesn’t look much like a bucket but the emoji people need a bucket NOW!
teenagemillionaire#JAPANESERAP #RIPPEDJEANS #FANYELLING #HOLLYWOODBLVD
Hyenas comedy club DALLAS FORT WORTH @hyenascomedydallas @hyenascomedyfortworth THIS WEEKEND see you there Texas (Tejas) weblink in biography.
teenagemillionaireDALLAS AND FORT WORTH! Don’t be fort worthless and do Debbie- come to @hyenascomedydallas @hyenascomedyfortworth with special guest @dustin_chafin @hyenascomedy is a laughing matter. Don’t splatter that batter- cut the chatter. Don’t be the former come see the latter. You’re fatter and the book cover is tattered. Don’t walk under the ladder. I got the patter- you bring the clatter. Cheshire Cat to The Mad Hatter.
teenagemillionaireThank you Cincinatti, well, Liberty Township, well, Ohio, Kentucky and Indiana, for a sold out weekend. So very fun, Oh Hi Oh. See you in a month, (Columbus). I just feel hashtag blessed to be hash tagging and stand upping.
teenagemillionaireI laughed on the phone with @rosepetalpistol quite a bit last night just looking at this photo together. It’s very funny for a myriad of reasons and I love her.
teenagemillionaireHi. I live in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. I live in Akron. Hi. I live near or around Cuyahoga falls, or near Akron. I have never been to @funnystopcomedyclub in part because I own a tire dealership. Are you none of these things? Well. Come to @teenagemillionaire ‘s second added show at @funnystopcomedyclub , 10pm, tonight. This very night. Good luck, god speed, and chicken wings. -Elephant’s Gerald
teenagemillionaireTonight Hollywood- @laughfactoryhw I headline the All Star Comedy with @jaydaviscomedy and special guests- gonna be a packed show get your tickets now, or fail to go “wow” and have a mediocre night instead. 🎪🤹♂️🤡🌮🙏
teenagemillionaireThe day before tomorrow, rolling meetings all day at @mussoandfrankgrill - in the Chaplin booth no less. Ah Hollywood, it’s good to be back, in the ways that you quack. Thank you all for a SOLD OUT show at @hollywoodimprov it was quite a night. @notalimac @brent.weinbach & @cj_sullivan_was_taken all killed, @rachelgrusch and @creativeartistsagency were in full effect, Chris Italia from @thestandnyc with his lovely lady and @showtime thank you for show timing it- quite a night with friends and fans and my one true love... @rosepetalpistol 🙏❤️😂🤡🤡🤹♂️ 🎺
teenagemillionaireHOLLYWOOD IMPROV TONIGHT! Well. It’s SOLD OUT. thank you Hollywood. Can’t wait to make you giggle, guffaw, and say “Shasta?” out loud. #thatsokay
SoldOut#soldoutSellOut#emojimovie#yogibear3d#standuptillilaydownandnap
teenagemillionaireTonight- only 18 tickets left (two sold since I recorded this video)- get tickets by clicking the weblink in the biography section of the profil of my Instagram page header under my name!
teenagemillionaireThank you for the 5 sold out shows @irvineimprov - thank you for the Liason game running @o_megan & incredible sets by @cashinginwithtjmiller & a great guest set by @placesitookashitthisyear ! @hollywoodimprov tomorrow night 8pm!
teenagemillionaireTUESDAY FEB 18th 8pm- I headline the @hollywoodimprov , come see the one man philosophy circus 🤡 🎪
Love and in person and out of my mind, slide trombone juggling terrible ventriloquism and good guffaws, take it from me, the inevitable unstoppable, it’s gonna be quite a night.
🎺 🤹♂️ 🕴
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teenagemillionaireI’m so so very lucky to have met and shared a strawberry cream cheese bagel with this fiery, brilliant, gorgeous, elegant intriguing, enigmatic, excitable, surprise-worthy, perfectly imperfect paragon- the one of a kind one in a billion one and only, my one true, @rosepetalpistol -
Happy Valentine’s Day my perfect little.
